As a ventriloquist, I love collecting unique dummies from years gone by, both the mass produced “toys”, as well as the custom built one-offs. WELL, I just stumbled across an absolute DOOZIE of a toy! Brace yourselves—let me introduce you to “Peter Patter!” This guy is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. He’s a quirky mass produced “WTF!?”!dummy, straight out of the 1970s! Has anyone else out there ever come across one of these? You’ve got to see this to believe it—check him out! | Jeff Dunham

NERD ALERT FOR COMPLICATED DUMMIES! Before Walter or Peanut or any of my other current players, I used an amazing dummy built in 1937! Check out “Ollie!” | Jeff Dunham