Out of all the foods on the planet that people could have beef with… oatmeal? I used to eat oats every morning for years. They are cheap and convenient, and I could easily bang a scoop of protein powder in there before I left for work, if I fancied. Do I think that oatmeal (which is often decorated with Nutella, a shitload of jam or anything else that’s required to stop it tasting like bland stodge) is the absolute pinnacle of foods you might want to eat in the morning? Not necessarily. But this