Okay, here it is, by popular demand: Shannon’s First Pi---oh oh. Some things you should know about this whole fiasco: 1. I may or may not have been the last one picked for any sort of team choosing thingy growing up. You decide. 2. In spite of this, I practiced hard for this honorary Rainiers first pitch opportunity exactly 100, no 50, no 10, no ZERO times. 3. In spite of THIS, I went down to the field supremely confident in my ability to pull this off in spectacular, MLB-worthy, 95 mph fastball