I did not have this on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are—singing the praises of Ava at Abbott Elementary. Okay, wait, that makes it sound like I haven't loved her for years already, and that's a lie ...

I’ve watched every episode of The Simpsons since 1989. And, do you know what that makes me (Well, besides a hardcore fan)? It makes me old! That's because for roughly 35 years, I’ve tuned into America ...